Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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