I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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