Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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