I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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