I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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