The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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