Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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