Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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