it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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