sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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