Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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