as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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