Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Randomize
