There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You were trust falling into bushes
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