So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
