Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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