Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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