You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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