but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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