Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The police scanner is talking about you again....
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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