is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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