Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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