some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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