I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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