Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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