so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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