Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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