but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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