remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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