"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Randomize
