Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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