HIV tests are more positive than that guy
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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