I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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