i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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