dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
whose ass print is on the piano?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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