They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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