STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
