Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Operation Purity has been aborted
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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