You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
