Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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