I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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