she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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