So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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