whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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