If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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