i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
