So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
