Whod you bang
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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