oh god the rape fog is back!
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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