Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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