Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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