Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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