i don't like sucking hair
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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